What I am Not Getting Right Now

It is a dark and stormy night.  A guy who is two miles away and housemate wants to have sex with him to the point where he is paying for an Uber to get him to the house because the prey does not have a car.

I don't get it and here are some of the reasons I don't.

• It was a lazy afternoon in Desperate Hot Springs.  I didn't want to deal with the trophy housemate dragged in via Uber from Hemet (I think.)  I chatted someone up.  He shared with me his fantasy.  I was game to play along.  I took a city bus to Palm Springs to go play with him and I had a great time.  Later that evening, I had a second encounter with someone and headed back to downtown Palm Springs on The Buzz Bus.  Yes I was buzzed.  Ultimately I headed back in an Uber only to learn that the trophy was into PnP.  I think I talked about that one before.
• It was a drizzly night, and someone who wanted to sleep with me was in LA at the same time I was.  He asked if I could come over while I was on the 304 Rapid on the way to WeHo.  I said, "Yes," opened up the LA Metro App and altered my trajectory to within a block of his place that was Culver City adjacent.  Two taps of my TAP card later, I was at his place.
• I met up with a friend who occasionally lets me spend the night in his casita in San Diego.  He lives in a neighborhood with restricted parking and offered me a parking pass.  I giggled because I didn't drive there.  I took the Trolley to SDSU and walked the rest of the way.

You get my point.  Also there is an official reason why I keep the driving to a minimum (it keeps the blood pressure down because I have to walk to and from transit stops.)  I don't expect to have to pay to get someone to a first date.

I guess others do, and I have to be serene about it.

More to come.

A post script.  The guy did not show up.  More on that topic later.