Throw your hands up in the air, throw your hands up in the air.

OK, I had to intervene.

Housemate found a date to bring over.

Oh, ADD time.  I found out the extent Saturday Night was a disaster for him.  It seems the guy brought his drugs with him and only does PNP.

For the unitiated, PNP is slang for Party and Play.  It means that one can only have sex while on amphetimines.  From experience doing someone who is into it tends to be a mixed bag.  They are up, but they are not up if you know what I mean.  The date was told by the housemate no PNP and wanted to do it anyway an that was the end of the date.

I also think being a road hazard was involved.  This is because I borrowed housemate's car and the parking brake was not set.  Between driving a car with a standard transmission and living in San Francisco for 23 years it is ingratiated in me to ALWAYS set the parking brake.  So, I think he drove it to get his date to the Greyhound terminal to get him back to where he was.  How do I know?  He doesn't set the parking brake when he parks the car!  I also know he had a drink before driving.

OK, back to the story.  I was introduced and could tell that he wanted to get in the bedroom, have his drawers dropped and Do.  The.  Nasty.

Housemate wanted to chit chat.

It didn't go well.

Afterwards I told him, "I love you.  I think you can do better.  Let me wingman for you."

We will see how he reacts to the offer.  He isn't interested.