Wow, only one more week of Omer Counting to go.
I find it a little hard to believe that, if we are being all halaklic about things, I will be relationship ready (yeah, right!) when the sun goes down one week from Monday.
If anything, the whole waiting period makes sense. Here are two reasons.
First, I now realize that being honest about the fact I am a widower is the only way to go. Because of my experience, I do not have the mindset of a single person, and I never will. Also, suitors need to know what I am up against.
Second, it made me take a hard look at what I want (and don't want) in the next round. Honestly, it would be more about love and companionship with bomb sex as the bonus.
And that reminds me. I don't want to be with a prude. Quick explanation. One of the more memorable scenes in Sex and the City is one in which they go to a tantric sex workshop to learn about the lingam massage. As you may suspect, it focused on the facilitator teaching women how to please their male partner by masturbating him. Rick's jaw dropped when the scene started and he asked me, "Is this REALLY on TV?"
"HBO," was my response.
His face turned red when the facilitator started on the guy's root chakra while explaining that, "Orgasm is not the goal of lingam massage, but can be a pleasant and welcome side effect." His jaw dropped when the man ejaculated.
But enough about that. Hopefully I can get the companionship and love I want - and LOTS of pleasant and welcome side effects.
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